Hey you kids!! Get off my Internetz....


Some days are better than others. Having an off time in some online action and getting barraged by some nade lobbing turd ball who can't stop talking about how awesome he is for 2 seconds is no fun. Not really fun at all. Super ass annoying if not anything else. One thing you gotta understand though is that these kids online or on teh internetz consuming themselves with belittling others have some internal shit going on that is just eating their souls. Their little lives are soo pathetic that the only control they have is to talk some shit to someone who is having an off day, is new to the game, or just isn't that good (and probably just looking to have "fun") (see also: good luck) They are almost everywhere.

Imagine if it was like that in everyday life. Let's just say you go grocery shopping. Pick up a bag of apples. Then some soccer mom runs over to you with a coupon like "oh shit son you coulda saved 63 cents you n00b... hahhaa pwned.." What about being at school and getting a 68% on your math test and the kid next to you starts saying "Fail.. I could have scored higher with your mom" Maybe you would even be at work as a caffeine technician making a moco latte and you ask the customer if he would like some whip cream on it. He replies "Gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay you're a faggot gay fag.." All I can say is thank god real life is not the internet.

The internet has created a huge pile of worthless cowards who fidget in front of their screens with miniature erections because they just told someone off. Now I'm not saying that sometimes people don't deserve it because they do. Still, the fact remains that the majority of these kids wouldn't have the nuts to talk that same nonsense come real life time. IT IS ANNOYING. Like listening to people talk about how bad their lives are on facebook status updates, ehhhhhh. This is a little heads up for those other kids out there having to listen to it or even to us "grown ups" who have to deal with it. Don't let the douches have their day.

So what do we do to fix the issue? Other than blowing up the internet or assassinating Al Gore *chuckle* there ain't a whole lot. Actually, what we can do is ignore them. Oh I know, I know, that's no fun at all. Unfortunately, the trolls thrive off of being fed. Don't feed the trolls. Some more steps we can take to repairing the situation is by rounding up all of these parents who gave their kids a game console instead of a baby sitter and slap the shit out of them. Next, we take said consoles away from these kids and give them books. Oh and slap the shit out of them as well. Maybe we could take these brat ass kids nuts and lay em on a dresser, just their nuts, and bang them shits with a spike f*cking bat.. .blaaaaaoooow But in any case what I always like to do is call them out.

Yea, that's right. Any of you unplanned children out there want a piece of me? Let's rock. Video games or real life. Put your money where your mouth is. If you want to talk trash feel free to send me a message. I got cash says no one can best me in 3 out of 5.. 2 games of your choice 2 games of mine and a random one that your little sister can pick out. I will wreck your shit from Monopoly to Red Faction, Parcheesi to Modern Warfare, Texas Hold em to Trials HD, Dominos to Blur. Until then, If you got an opinion about what we do or you just want to be an asshole online... unless you got something to back it up with... shut it.

Get some,

xXJhaXx